Just when one thinks that things cannot get any fucking worse for the team in the purple and gold, just when you think that the media shit-storm of this season will eventually reside, along comes the comments from Moss following the Patriots game and the decision by Childress to cut his whiny ass. That's right, Moss played a total of four games with Minnesota and the Norse Warriors only had to give up a third round pick for 13 receptions, 174 yards and 2 touchdowns! What a bargain, Walmart can't even match that shit!
Where to begin?
About 2:00 this afternoon my boss' son (Vikings fan) comes into the office and says, "Did you hear the news about Moss?" I say, "Yeah, Childress allowed him to stay in the New England area to catch up with family and he will be with the team on Wednesday when the Vikings resume practice." He responds by directing me to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune's Vikings webpage. Who am I to argue? I go and low and behold there was a posting saying that Randy Moss pissed off Childress and is gone. My jaw hit the floor and I now have more stitches in my fucking chin than Favre does.
I immediately go to the flagship station of your Minnesota Vikings, KFAN, and proceed to listen to commentary the rest of the afternoon. Let's just say that in this day of on-the-spot-inaccurate-web-reporting there were plenty of contradicting reports. Jay Glazer of Fox Sports reports that the players are pissed. Chris Mortensen of ESPN reports that Childress made the decision on his own without consulting the top brass. Paul Allen (Vikings radio play-by-play guy) comments that some in the organization view this as a positive. Enough of the history of this whole fucking mess. If you want it go here and here. The vikings have officially posted a statement from Childress tonight confirming that Moss will be subject to waivers starting tomorrow. My thoughts (as uneducated as they may be):
1. Goodbye Randy! Constant locker room cancer and perpetual fucking whiner. I'm pretty sure that Berrian or Camarillo or Lewis could have matched Moss' brilliant fucking production.
2. Way to go, Chilly! Way to fuck the team out of a third round pick next year. Talk about no plan for the future. This is an aging team that will begin rebuilding after this year. God-damned bald-headed chimp!
3. Take control, Management. If Childress loses the locker room over this and the Vikings don't show on-the-field improvement, they need to can his ass. On-the-field improvement needs to begin on Sunday at 12:00 pm CST. Otherwise he should be packing his bags Monday morning.
4. The Vikings really do put the "fun" in dysfunctional. On the bright side, I could have ended up being a fan of the Cowboyz. Cue Benny Hill.
No comments:
Post a Comment