Not on Favre

Patriots 28, Vikings 18.

This one is not on Favre. This one is on the defense. The fuckin' Pats have had the Vikes number the past couple of times they have played each other. It is pathetic to watch. BenJarvus Green-Ellis, are you fucking kidding me... against a top fifteen defense, the one that led the NFL in rush defense 2 out of the last 3 seasons, only to finish second in that category the year they did not lead. I can't pin the blame on Favre, that pisses me off as well. It is a lot easier to pin a loss on one player than an entire defense. I hate to say it but this one is on the D.

That and the Patriots maybe the most lucky bitches in the NFL and the Vikings might be the most unlucky. Madieu Williams almost makes an interception in the first half. Unfortunately, the ball goes right through his hands and into the arms of a Patriots receiver. He catches it, the drive stays alive and the Patriots score. Percy Harvin bobbles a Favre pass while going to the ground, who catches it? Devon Fucking McCourty, that's who the fuck who. The worst play of all - Tom Brady drops back to pass, builds a playground for children, delivers water to children in Africa, ends world hunger, and still has time to find a wide open Brandon Tate. Who is Brandon Tate you ask - he is the fuck-stick who scored a 65 yard touchdown against the Vikings today! Fucking no-names and their spectacular plays. Leave it to the Patriots and their shit-eating-grin coach Bellichick.

Song of hatred:



Maybe Bill sweatshirt-wearing-robot-personality-jackass Belichick is really the most brilliant fucking mind to ever coach the game. The Vikings defense certainly had no say in how the game was dictated. Fuck! Danny Woodhead? Who the fuck is he? He was somebody today. You will never hear from him again. Do you know why? Because he sucks. Only the Vikings let him shine like the aurora fucking borealis.

I said to my wife before the game that 3-4 is soooo much better the 2-5. But here we are, 2-5. This season is inching toward done, and I am inching toward depression. What the hell am I to do after the Vikings leave Minnesota? Can anyone say College Football. That is right, the Vikings leave and I am done. This is not a threat, I have no power to threaten. This season may be the last season that I care about the Vikings. I'm 37 years old and I am sick of letting a team dictate how the fuck I feel every week of the season. Maybe this is over-the-top (Sly Stone reference welcome), but I am sick of feeling out of sorts after a Vikings loss. It is all too common lately.

Song of deference:



As for Favre, 10 stitches in his chin, big deal, he will be out there again next week when the Vikings host the Cardinals. He will probably play well, but Derek Anderson will probably find a way to slice the Vikings defense with a ginsu fucking knife if they don't play better than today.

I don't think that there has ever been a more talented team on a NFL playing field than the Vikings. I also don't think that they will ever be able to put together a complete game. This will lead to their demise. I really am questioning the path the Vikings have chosen this year. It all starts with the decision to go into training camp with question marks at QB, the reasoning behind sending three vets to Mississippi, and the suspect play calling throughout the year. I have supported Childress since he got the job at Winter Park, but that support is waning.

9 more weeks to the season, shit better start rolling!