Guess what? The Vikings suck. Specifically, Favre blows, and I am pissed. One week (last week) the guy makes throws that make me question why any team would not jump at the opportunity to have him as their QB. Then he has a game like today. Four turnovers... spectacular play Bert! The Vikings should have made a stipulation in the contract that Bert play every other game.
How funny would it have been if Favre never came back and Jackson has the same numbers as Favre? Imagine the disgust from the fans. Yet, Favre gets a pass, it all falls on Chilly's shoulders. It's like salt on a wound as wide as the Grand Mother-Fucking Canyon. Favre will NEVER get it done for this team. I'm not saying that Jackson would, but he couldn't have played worse.
Fire Childress (because Favre sucks). There is no longer hope for this season and it is time to let Leslie Frazier build his own team. I didn't think it mattered until today. Childress cannot motivate a team without Favre shining like a 100 watt fucking bulb. I don't know if Childress has lost the locker room, and frankly it doesn't matter. There needs to be a change. I, personally, would start at QB. FUCK, FAVRE!
I against I:
The Bears fucking suck. I have no other way of putting it. Problem is, the Vikings sucked worse today, this is inexcusable. Favre was horrible and the defense can't pressure and cover. This is totally a formula for disaster. Lovie (seriously, the guy's name is Lovie) Smith out-coached Brad Childress. If there has ever been a reason to fire a head coach all one has to do is point to that stat. IT'S JUSTIFIED CAUSE. I don't care if the players hate him, the staff hates him, the ownership hates him; if you are out-fucking-coached by Lovie (again, that is his name) Smith you deserved to be fired.
Defense sucked, Favre has sucked all season, it's time to change it up. Too little, too late, as the case may be. Regardless, Bench Favre, Fire Childress, Start over. Fuck and fuck, I have wasted so much breath defending Chilly. I am band-wagoning people. I don't care about the Moss fiasco, I don't care about locker room controversy, and I don't care who likes or dislikes Childress. I care about the now. It is apparent he is not ready for the now. If only I called the shots........... Bye Bald Bird. Hello????????????????? Cowher, Gruden, Billick, Frazier. I have no preference. Could it get worse?
On a positive note, the less I care about the Vikings means the more time I am willing to be with my family. Come on, Vikings!
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Will the Tides Turn?
The Vikings won last Sunday in spectacular fashion. For most of the game, I thought for sure that they would lose, Childress would be fired, and this week would be another circus around Winter Park. Alas, they came through! The last 4 minutes of that game was amazing. The offense finally got the ball in the end-zone, though they had their way in yardage all day. Jared Allen and the rest of the D-line finally found their game and harassed the shit out of Derek Anderson. It was the Cardinals, but a win is a win is a win.
A song for after a win:
Do the players "hate" Childress?
Media compilation over the last 2 weeks would indicate so. However, there was no Cowboy laying down with the Vikes. A week ago today, Harvin reportedly had a blow-out with Childress. He had the best game of his career (receiving wise). A defense that had been dormant for a couple of weeks woke the fuck up. Jared Allen and Pat "Mother-fucking, speak-how-the-fuck-it-is" Williams calls out the guys who supposedly spoke with Sean Jensen (former beat-writer for the Pioneer-Press) of the Chicago Sun-Times. Said Pat:
“He ain't going to put no names out there, so I don't know if it's true or not,” Williams continued. “That's like somebody saying I'm gay, but they don't have to tell me who said it. I don't know. But they're going to believe it. They’re going to believe it. If somebody starts that rumor, they're going to believe it. So that's how it is. That's all rumors. They’re not going to tell me who said it, so I don't know."
Classic Pat.
The turning?
This is a big game against the Bears. Sidney Rice may be back... find out tomorrow by 3:00. Harvin had another migraine this week (questionable), that said he has only missed one game in his career because of this. Berrian found some form last week, hopefully it carries. Defense should show some confidence.
Vikings 31, Bears 17.
Pregame:
A song for after a win:
Do the players "hate" Childress?
Media compilation over the last 2 weeks would indicate so. However, there was no Cowboy laying down with the Vikes. A week ago today, Harvin reportedly had a blow-out with Childress. He had the best game of his career (receiving wise). A defense that had been dormant for a couple of weeks woke the fuck up. Jared Allen and Pat "Mother-fucking, speak-how-the-fuck-it-is" Williams calls out the guys who supposedly spoke with Sean Jensen (former beat-writer for the Pioneer-Press) of the Chicago Sun-Times. Said Pat:
“He ain't going to put no names out there, so I don't know if it's true or not,” Williams continued. “That's like somebody saying I'm gay, but they don't have to tell me who said it. I don't know. But they're going to believe it. They’re going to believe it. If somebody starts that rumor, they're going to believe it. So that's how it is. That's all rumors. They’re not going to tell me who said it, so I don't know."
Classic Pat.
The turning?
This is a big game against the Bears. Sidney Rice may be back... find out tomorrow by 3:00. Harvin had another migraine this week (questionable), that said he has only missed one game in his career because of this. Berrian found some form last week, hopefully it carries. Defense should show some confidence.
Vikings 31, Bears 17.
Pregame:
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Election Day!
I think that it is hilarious that people actually think that things will change after this election. Didn't people think the same after Obama was elected? Some would argue that things did change because our country increased debt, and did not balance the budget, and signed into law a bill written by CONGRESS that provides health care to all citizens. Reality is nothing has changed.
Did Dubba increase our national debt? I would think that engaging in two wars (one that we are still fighting) would take a lot of money. Am I right? Oh fuck, I am? Holy shit, who would know? I mean, I thought that I was asking a rhetorical question. You mean to say that I was spot on?
Who was the last president who had a PART in a balanced budget? Clinton, you say? How could that be possible, he is a bleeding-heart-saxophone-playing-pot-smoking-blowjob-under-the-desk-know-nothing? Truth told, he did it, and decreased our debt while it happened. How could that have happened? I thought that the Tea-Party, and those that align themselves with the ultra-conservatives, were the only ones who knew how to do that.
As far as healthcare... How can anyone deny that service to the populous? I believe, as others do as well, that a healthy and educated society paves the way for a productive society.
This entire election is about demanding change. There will be no change. The only way that change will come is through two methods... campaign finance reform (actual reform, not rhetoric). And term limits... if you want change, you need to eliminate the power of those who make a life from politics. These options will not happen.
Vote for who you want, it really doesn't matter, nothing will change.
Vote again in two years and you will have the same result.
Nothing is going to change - if it does, chances are it will be for the worst. Only 0.5% will benefit.
Here we are, in a cluster-fuck of a society, trust me, you will see no improvement.
I know that this blog is negative (along with most of my blogs), but negativity is the mindset of us. The future appears bleak. We are a society dominated by self-serving assholes!
That said, I could be standing in front of a firing line because of this, in another country. I'm privileged to be an American. That privilege gives me the right to bitch.
By the way, I voted.
Did Dubba increase our national debt? I would think that engaging in two wars (one that we are still fighting) would take a lot of money. Am I right? Oh fuck, I am? Holy shit, who would know? I mean, I thought that I was asking a rhetorical question. You mean to say that I was spot on?
Who was the last president who had a PART in a balanced budget? Clinton, you say? How could that be possible, he is a bleeding-heart-saxophone-playing-pot-smoking-blowjob-under-the-desk-know-nothing? Truth told, he did it, and decreased our debt while it happened. How could that have happened? I thought that the Tea-Party, and those that align themselves with the ultra-conservatives, were the only ones who knew how to do that.
As far as healthcare... How can anyone deny that service to the populous? I believe, as others do as well, that a healthy and educated society paves the way for a productive society.
This entire election is about demanding change. There will be no change. The only way that change will come is through two methods... campaign finance reform (actual reform, not rhetoric). And term limits... if you want change, you need to eliminate the power of those who make a life from politics. These options will not happen.
Vote for who you want, it really doesn't matter, nothing will change.
Vote again in two years and you will have the same result.
Nothing is going to change - if it does, chances are it will be for the worst. Only 0.5% will benefit.
Here we are, in a cluster-fuck of a society, trust me, you will see no improvement.
I know that this blog is negative (along with most of my blogs), but negativity is the mindset of us. The future appears bleak. We are a society dominated by self-serving assholes!
That said, I could be standing in front of a firing line because of this, in another country. I'm privileged to be an American. That privilege gives me the right to bitch.
By the way, I voted.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Fun While it Lasted????
Just when one thinks that things cannot get any fucking worse for the team in the purple and gold, just when you think that the media shit-storm of this season will eventually reside, along comes the comments from Moss following the Patriots game and the decision by Childress to cut his whiny ass. That's right, Moss played a total of four games with Minnesota and the Norse Warriors only had to give up a third round pick for 13 receptions, 174 yards and 2 touchdowns! What a bargain, Walmart can't even match that shit!
Where to begin?
About 2:00 this afternoon my boss' son (Vikings fan) comes into the office and says, "Did you hear the news about Moss?" I say, "Yeah, Childress allowed him to stay in the New England area to catch up with family and he will be with the team on Wednesday when the Vikings resume practice." He responds by directing me to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune's Vikings webpage. Who am I to argue? I go and low and behold there was a posting saying that Randy Moss pissed off Childress and is gone. My jaw hit the floor and I now have more stitches in my fucking chin than Favre does.
I immediately go to the flagship station of your Minnesota Vikings, KFAN, and proceed to listen to commentary the rest of the afternoon. Let's just say that in this day of on-the-spot-inaccurate-web-reporting there were plenty of contradicting reports. Jay Glazer of Fox Sports reports that the players are pissed. Chris Mortensen of ESPN reports that Childress made the decision on his own without consulting the top brass. Paul Allen (Vikings radio play-by-play guy) comments that some in the organization view this as a positive. Enough of the history of this whole fucking mess. If you want it go here and here. The vikings have officially posted a statement from Childress tonight confirming that Moss will be subject to waivers starting tomorrow. My thoughts (as uneducated as they may be):
1. Goodbye Randy! Constant locker room cancer and perpetual fucking whiner. I'm pretty sure that Berrian or Camarillo or Lewis could have matched Moss' brilliant fucking production.
2. Way to go, Chilly! Way to fuck the team out of a third round pick next year. Talk about no plan for the future. This is an aging team that will begin rebuilding after this year. God-damned bald-headed chimp!
3. Take control, Management. If Childress loses the locker room over this and the Vikings don't show on-the-field improvement, they need to can his ass. On-the-field improvement needs to begin on Sunday at 12:00 pm CST. Otherwise he should be packing his bags Monday morning.
4. The Vikings really do put the "fun" in dysfunctional. On the bright side, I could have ended up being a fan of the Cowboyz. Cue Benny Hill.
Where to begin?
About 2:00 this afternoon my boss' son (Vikings fan) comes into the office and says, "Did you hear the news about Moss?" I say, "Yeah, Childress allowed him to stay in the New England area to catch up with family and he will be with the team on Wednesday when the Vikings resume practice." He responds by directing me to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune's Vikings webpage. Who am I to argue? I go and low and behold there was a posting saying that Randy Moss pissed off Childress and is gone. My jaw hit the floor and I now have more stitches in my fucking chin than Favre does.
I immediately go to the flagship station of your Minnesota Vikings, KFAN, and proceed to listen to commentary the rest of the afternoon. Let's just say that in this day of on-the-spot-inaccurate-web-reporting there were plenty of contradicting reports. Jay Glazer of Fox Sports reports that the players are pissed. Chris Mortensen of ESPN reports that Childress made the decision on his own without consulting the top brass. Paul Allen (Vikings radio play-by-play guy) comments that some in the organization view this as a positive. Enough of the history of this whole fucking mess. If you want it go here and here. The vikings have officially posted a statement from Childress tonight confirming that Moss will be subject to waivers starting tomorrow. My thoughts (as uneducated as they may be):
1. Goodbye Randy! Constant locker room cancer and perpetual fucking whiner. I'm pretty sure that Berrian or Camarillo or Lewis could have matched Moss' brilliant fucking production.
2. Way to go, Chilly! Way to fuck the team out of a third round pick next year. Talk about no plan for the future. This is an aging team that will begin rebuilding after this year. God-damned bald-headed chimp!
3. Take control, Management. If Childress loses the locker room over this and the Vikings don't show on-the-field improvement, they need to can his ass. On-the-field improvement needs to begin on Sunday at 12:00 pm CST. Otherwise he should be packing his bags Monday morning.
4. The Vikings really do put the "fun" in dysfunctional. On the bright side, I could have ended up being a fan of the Cowboyz. Cue Benny Hill.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Not on Favre
Patriots 28, Vikings 18.
This one is not on Favre. This one is on the defense. The fuckin' Pats have had the Vikes number the past couple of times they have played each other. It is pathetic to watch. BenJarvus Green-Ellis, are you fucking kidding me... against a top fifteen defense, the one that led the NFL in rush defense 2 out of the last 3 seasons, only to finish second in that category the year they did not lead. I can't pin the blame on Favre, that pisses me off as well. It is a lot easier to pin a loss on one player than an entire defense. I hate to say it but this one is on the D.
That and the Patriots maybe the most lucky bitches in the NFL and the Vikings might be the most unlucky. Madieu Williams almost makes an interception in the first half. Unfortunately, the ball goes right through his hands and into the arms of a Patriots receiver. He catches it, the drive stays alive and the Patriots score. Percy Harvin bobbles a Favre pass while going to the ground, who catches it? Devon Fucking McCourty, that's who the fuck who. The worst play of all - Tom Brady drops back to pass, builds a playground for children, delivers water to children in Africa, ends world hunger, and still has time to find a wide open Brandon Tate. Who is Brandon Tate you ask - he is the fuck-stick who scored a 65 yard touchdown against the Vikings today! Fucking no-names and their spectacular plays. Leave it to the Patriots and their shit-eating-grin coach Bellichick.
Song of hatred:
Maybe Bill sweatshirt-wearing-robot-personality-jackass Belichick is really the most brilliant fucking mind to ever coach the game. The Vikings defense certainly had no say in how the game was dictated. Fuck! Danny Woodhead? Who the fuck is he? He was somebody today. You will never hear from him again. Do you know why? Because he sucks. Only the Vikings let him shine like the aurora fucking borealis.
I said to my wife before the game that 3-4 is soooo much better the 2-5. But here we are, 2-5. This season is inching toward done, and I am inching toward depression. What the hell am I to do after the Vikings leave Minnesota? Can anyone say College Football. That is right, the Vikings leave and I am done. This is not a threat, I have no power to threaten. This season may be the last season that I care about the Vikings. I'm 37 years old and I am sick of letting a team dictate how the fuck I feel every week of the season. Maybe this is over-the-top (Sly Stone reference welcome), but I am sick of feeling out of sorts after a Vikings loss. It is all too common lately.
Song of deference:
As for Favre, 10 stitches in his chin, big deal, he will be out there again next week when the Vikings host the Cardinals. He will probably play well, but Derek Anderson will probably find a way to slice the Vikings defense with a ginsu fucking knife if they don't play better than today.
I don't think that there has ever been a more talented team on a NFL playing field than the Vikings. I also don't think that they will ever be able to put together a complete game. This will lead to their demise. I really am questioning the path the Vikings have chosen this year. It all starts with the decision to go into training camp with question marks at QB, the reasoning behind sending three vets to Mississippi, and the suspect play calling throughout the year. I have supported Childress since he got the job at Winter Park, but that support is waning.
9 more weeks to the season, shit better start rolling!
This one is not on Favre. This one is on the defense. The fuckin' Pats have had the Vikes number the past couple of times they have played each other. It is pathetic to watch. BenJarvus Green-Ellis, are you fucking kidding me... against a top fifteen defense, the one that led the NFL in rush defense 2 out of the last 3 seasons, only to finish second in that category the year they did not lead. I can't pin the blame on Favre, that pisses me off as well. It is a lot easier to pin a loss on one player than an entire defense. I hate to say it but this one is on the D.
That and the Patriots maybe the most lucky bitches in the NFL and the Vikings might be the most unlucky. Madieu Williams almost makes an interception in the first half. Unfortunately, the ball goes right through his hands and into the arms of a Patriots receiver. He catches it, the drive stays alive and the Patriots score. Percy Harvin bobbles a Favre pass while going to the ground, who catches it? Devon Fucking McCourty, that's who the fuck who. The worst play of all - Tom Brady drops back to pass, builds a playground for children, delivers water to children in Africa, ends world hunger, and still has time to find a wide open Brandon Tate. Who is Brandon Tate you ask - he is the fuck-stick who scored a 65 yard touchdown against the Vikings today! Fucking no-names and their spectacular plays. Leave it to the Patriots and their shit-eating-grin coach Bellichick.
Song of hatred:
Maybe Bill sweatshirt-wearing-robot-personality-jackass Belichick is really the most brilliant fucking mind to ever coach the game. The Vikings defense certainly had no say in how the game was dictated. Fuck! Danny Woodhead? Who the fuck is he? He was somebody today. You will never hear from him again. Do you know why? Because he sucks. Only the Vikings let him shine like the aurora fucking borealis.
I said to my wife before the game that 3-4 is soooo much better the 2-5. But here we are, 2-5. This season is inching toward done, and I am inching toward depression. What the hell am I to do after the Vikings leave Minnesota? Can anyone say College Football. That is right, the Vikings leave and I am done. This is not a threat, I have no power to threaten. This season may be the last season that I care about the Vikings. I'm 37 years old and I am sick of letting a team dictate how the fuck I feel every week of the season. Maybe this is over-the-top (Sly Stone reference welcome), but I am sick of feeling out of sorts after a Vikings loss. It is all too common lately.
Song of deference:
As for Favre, 10 stitches in his chin, big deal, he will be out there again next week when the Vikings host the Cardinals. He will probably play well, but Derek Anderson will probably find a way to slice the Vikings defense with a ginsu fucking knife if they don't play better than today.
I don't think that there has ever been a more talented team on a NFL playing field than the Vikings. I also don't think that they will ever be able to put together a complete game. This will lead to their demise. I really am questioning the path the Vikings have chosen this year. It all starts with the decision to go into training camp with question marks at QB, the reasoning behind sending three vets to Mississippi, and the suspect play calling throughout the year. I have supported Childress since he got the job at Winter Park, but that support is waning.
9 more weeks to the season, shit better start rolling!
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Michigan State University @ The University of Iowa
2:30 pm CST
Kinnick Stadium, Iowa City, Ia.
The story of the Hawkeyes two losses:
Arizona loss - special teams.
Wisconsin loss - clock management.
The Hawkeyes shore up these two issues, they handle the Spartans. Michigan State is overfuckingrated. One week they look good, but then it takes them overtime to beat the O'Malleys. And they just suck.
Pregame jam:
Kinnick Stadium, Iowa City, Ia.
The story of the Hawkeyes two losses:
Arizona loss - special teams.
Wisconsin loss - clock management.
The Hawkeyes shore up these two issues, they handle the Spartans. Michigan State is overfuckingrated. One week they look good, but then it takes them overtime to beat the O'Malleys. And they just suck.
Pregame jam:
Friday, October 29, 2010
First Run
I've decided at the age of 37 to begin to write. Don't ask me why because I don't fucking know.
I am passionate about the Minnesota Vikings, and on a lesser level the Iowa Hawkeyes. Think of it only as the difference between professional and amateur. I prefer the pro form of the sport to the amateur. Regardless, I love both teams and try to follow them closely... fuck, I follow both very closely. I swear to Vishnu that 90% of my internet time is spent on either one of those teams. That 90% is split between 90% Vikings and 10% Hawkeyes.
This internet space is reserved for my thoughts on the Vikings, with an occasional comment on the Hawkeyes. I might mention the Lions from time to time. This would only be because my son is a Lions fan... poor feller. I will also post youtube vids and other items of interest.
http://gawker.com/5676725/why-we-published-the-christine-odonnell-story
The Vikings are playing the Patriots on Sunday. 3:15 game. I suspect they will lose. Favre will suck it up and start but, he will throw multiple interceptions and limp off the fucking field after everyone. Additionally, he will sprint down the field after touchdown passes.
http://deadspin.com/5672552/brett-favre-is-a-bitch
Drew Magary is a fun read.
The guy has two fractures in one ankle. Huckleberry Finn needs to sit out the week. T-Jack may be able to get it done. The Pats defense is not renowned. Hand the ball off to Adrian, that boy is playing good ball now! The Vikes can win this one but they gotta git there shit together.
I hope that I keep posting. I'm pretty lazy.
I am passionate about the Minnesota Vikings, and on a lesser level the Iowa Hawkeyes. Think of it only as the difference between professional and amateur. I prefer the pro form of the sport to the amateur. Regardless, I love both teams and try to follow them closely... fuck, I follow both very closely. I swear to Vishnu that 90% of my internet time is spent on either one of those teams. That 90% is split between 90% Vikings and 10% Hawkeyes.
This internet space is reserved for my thoughts on the Vikings, with an occasional comment on the Hawkeyes. I might mention the Lions from time to time. This would only be because my son is a Lions fan... poor feller. I will also post youtube vids and other items of interest.
http://gawker.com/5676725/why-we-published-the-christine-odonnell-story
The Vikings are playing the Patriots on Sunday. 3:15 game. I suspect they will lose. Favre will suck it up and start but, he will throw multiple interceptions and limp off the fucking field after everyone. Additionally, he will sprint down the field after touchdown passes.
http://deadspin.com/5672552/brett-favre-is-a-bitch
Drew Magary is a fun read.
The guy has two fractures in one ankle. Huckleberry Finn needs to sit out the week. T-Jack may be able to get it done. The Pats defense is not renowned. Hand the ball off to Adrian, that boy is playing good ball now! The Vikes can win this one but they gotta git there shit together.
I hope that I keep posting. I'm pretty lazy.
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